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July 18, 2007 11:19 AM PDT

Fake Steve Jobs lashes out against 'invasions of privacy'

by Tom Krazit

The writer of The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs appeared to break character Wednesday in decrying "invasions of privacy" that have the anonymous author rattled.

Fake Steve Jobs, as he or she has come to be known, posted a two-paragraph rant saying he has been consulting with lawyers and computer security experts after discovering activity "that may or may not have crossed over the line of legality but definitely fall outside the boundaries of what most decent civilized human beings consider to be appropriate behavior."

Valleywag, the self-described "tech gossip rag" of Silicon Valley, was implicated in the headline of FSJ's post--but not directly in the copy--as the instigator behind FSJ's angst. Valleywag's Nick Denton and Owen Thomas have led the charge to unmask the author behind the FSJ blog, at times naming Leander Kahney of Wired, Eric Savitz of Barron's, John Paczkowski of All Things Digital and Andy Ihnatko of the Chicago Sun-Times as the real Fake Steve Jobs.

Only Ihnatko has been coy; the rest have denied any involvement.

Today's missive appears to be an actual serious post from Fake Steve Jobs, perhaps the most widely read satirist in the technology media world at present. There's the distinct possibility that he or she is taking all us "frigtards" for a ride with this diatribe, but read it for yourself: Fake Steve seems a little shaken up.

"To whatever bit of pond scum is doing this stuff, let me say this: This was fun, up to a point. You've gone past that point. Stop," FSJ wrote.

I e-mailed both Owen Thomas and FSJ for further details but didn't hear back immediately from either.

UPDATED 2:45 p.m.: Owen Thomas, who apparently likes to be called "Mr. Bigglesworth," responded that he has not been contacted by either FSJ or representatives acting on his or her behalf.

He was far cagier, however, when asked if Valleywag was the force behind The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs. Thomas has previously denied that he is the author of the blog--and reiterated that Wednesday--but he didn't respond to whether Valleywag cooked up FSJ to drive traffic to and from the respective sites.

Nick Denton, publisher of Valleywag parent Gawker Media and former lead writer on Valleywag, has aroused suspicion in the past that he's FSJ. After all, what better way to drive traffic to a blog--and to throw pursuers off his trail--than by launching a breathtaking, over-the-top search for FSJ's true identity?

Denton did not immediately respond to an e-mail asking him to go on record about his role in the FSJ mania. And still nothing from FSJ, who apparently isn't so troubled by the alleged breach of privacy that he or she is unable to blog in character today.

Tom Krazit writes about the ever-expanding world of Internet search, including Google, Yahoo, online advertising, and portals, as well as the evolution of mobile computing. He has written about traditional PC companies, chip manufacturers, and mobile computers, spending the last three years covering Apple. E-mail Tom.
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the guy behind Fake Steve Jobs...
by satayboy July 18, 2007 12:10 PM PDT
... is John Mackey. There, I've said it.
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Fake Steve Jobs?
by Sentinel July 18, 2007 12:28 PM PDT
I don't see what the big deal on this guy is. Far as I'm concerned, this guy is just a blogger with an amusing sense of humor. Big deal, the Web is full of good-humored bloggers. Perhaps I should start a blog myself and call myself Fake Bill Gates, or fake Linus Torvalds. Maybe then I would get famous too.
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Huh??
by dnstrom July 18, 2007 1:28 PM PDT
"I should start a blog myself and call myself Fake Bill Gates, or fake Linus Torvalds. Maybe then I would get famous too."

If you kept your identity hidden YOU won't be famous at all!
What privacy?
by tomworth July 18, 2007 2:58 PM PDT
Since when did the internet become private? I was under the impression that it's an open communication platform, and I'm also under the impression that IP address location data is no secret at all to the administrators of the sites visited by visitors. This reaction is genius though, as the real SJ comes across as a paranoid freak who always throws every legal threat he can at anyone trying to "scoop" him or his company and its offerings! Bravo, FSJ!!! Ya know, if you keep this up long enough and stay deep enough into character, you could probably actually land a couple of CEO gigs at multi-billion $ companies who don't have the luxury of the Real SJ - you're definitely the next best thing!
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right to privacy
by schnitz76 July 18, 2007 3:40 PM PDT
Does an alter-ego/fictitious character have a right to privacy?
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Fake Privacy
by Xenu7-214951314497503184010868 July 19, 2007 9:29 PM PDT
When he's real, the privacy will be real.
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