February 2, 2006 5:44 PM PST
The Onion takes on the BlackBerry
Worried about losing your connection to the outside world through your BlackBerry? The fine folks at The Onion have some suggestions for possible solutions to your dilemma.
Check it out on The Onion's site. My favorite was "Attempt to contact broker on astral plane through right combination of incense, cocaine, and fatted-calf sacrifice."
Tom Krazit writes about the ever-expanding world of Internet search, including Google, Yahoo, online advertising, and portals, as well as the evolution of mobile computing. He has written about traditional PC companies, chip manufacturers, and mobile computers, spending the last three years covering Apple. E-mail Tom. 
