urinate in your pants;
toss a chair to keep others from cutting in front of you;
throw an elderly man to the ground;
stomp on a baby's stroller;
or drive your car through a crowd?
Actually, all of the above occurred Tuesday (by different people) when the Henrico County school system in Virginia offered 1,000 slightly abused iBooks to county residents at $50 bucks each, according to this story from the Associated Press. As Fark.com would note: With picture goodness.