They'll try anything to get you to pay attention during the Super Bowl.
It's as if all the lady guests in "The Bachelor" house started screaming at once.
Kia, conscious of the difficulty in twinning the concepts of "Kia" and "luxury," has reached into the Matrix to find its voice.
And by "voice," I mean Laurence Fishburne -- Morpheus himself -- singing opera.
Oddly, the choice of aria is "Nessun Dorma" from "Turandot" rather than something from "Morpheus and Eurydice."
Still, before he bursts … Read more