You have, perhaps, been taking additional fiber since you heard about the iPhone farting-app litigation.
iFart was fingered by Pull My Finger for using a phrase redolent of nothing more than a very happy night among very sad people.
I can now reveal that the evil odor is over. Fresher air has prevailed. The two farting apps have partaken of a peace pipe and declared the spat to have blown over. They have even created a new app to prove that the air is now safe to breathe.
However, should you have not had so much as a sniff of … Read more