Being a fugitive has its excitements.
Why, I try to run away from myself every day, and that can be quite twisted fun.
However, should you be on the run from the law, the rules of the playground don't quite apply. It's best not to lurch onto your chosen social network and offer a condescending tease.
I mention this because of the tale of former Amtrak employee Wanda Podgurski.