My CNET handler woke me early on Friday.
"It's those corpse-eating robot people," he barked down the phone. "They're after you."
"But I'm not dead yet," I replied. "I just look pretty rough first thing in the morning."
Still, he made me stagger to my laptop and the Robotic Technology site. There, I espied the words: "IMPORTANT MESSAGE CONCERNING EATR."