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Boeing primes the B-52 for the digital age

Douglas MacArthur famously said that old soldiers never die, they just fade away. Some old aircraft take a different route: they go digital.

Boeing announced Tuesday that it has received a $76 million contract that will enable the company to start upgrading the U.S. Air Force's aging but still potent fleet of B-52 Stratofortress bombers with Combat Network Communications Technology (CONECT) systems. CONECT is designed to let B-52 aircrews send and receive information via satellite links, meaning they'll be able to change mission plans and reset weapons targets in flight. Pilots also will be able to interact … Read more

Sixty years on, the B-52 is still going strong

Along with the ICBM, it was one of the defining pieces of military technology during the Cold War: the B-52 bomber.

Those who grew up in the 1960s and 1970s knew the B-52 Stratofortress as a central figure in the anxiety that flowed from the protracted staring match between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. On the one hand, it was reassuring to know that the Strategic Air Command was ready at a moment's notice to scramble its B-52s to counter any potential nuclear attack. On the other hand, if the bombers were flying that mission, well, things … Read more

B-52 crews pull shades on nukes

Having your shadow scorched into the wall is one drawback to detonating a nuclear weapon; being blinded by the flash (PDF) and not being able to drive away in your B-52 Stratofortress is another.

Now engineers at the 540th Aircraft Sustainment Squadron's B-52 Communications Navigation and Weapons Flight have designed a thermal curtain that could protect aircrews from that blinding light (PDF).

The curtain resembles a common windshield sunshade used in passenger cars, except these cost $2,500 for a seven-shade set. Measuring about a tenth of an inch thick, 40 inches to 50 inches long, and 30 inches … Read more

The 404 240: Where we can't find the CNET holiday party

After getting bad news about the death of this year's CNET holiday party, we wallow in sorrow for awhile but count our blessings that our two week vacation is still in tact. We move on to congratulate Logitech on their 1 billionth mouse and recommend a few of our favorite peripherals. We also wag a finger at Canada and unleash a horror story about their massacre of our beloved Sea Unicorn, the Narwhal. Shame on you, we thought you were better than us!

There are two very large problems that are tackled in today's episode. First one is … Read more

The ultimate way to escape office meetings

In these times of extreme economic uncertainty, one must always be ready to bolt if necessary. And what better way to stay prepared than an ejector seat?

The "B-52 Stratofortress Ejector Seat Chair" is modeled after seats in B-52 bombers, according to Coolest-Gadgets. It comes from the ever-quirky Motoart, which salvages old aircraft parts and turns them into everything from furniture to sculptures--though it's often hard to tell which is which.

Unfortunately, its latest Cold War-era creation doesn't appear to have functional projectile abilities. So much for those parachutes, golden or otherwise.