The last time anyone saw William Shatner, he seemed to have met a grisly end.
He had saved a busload of vacationers. Their only expense was his life. For the bus, with the Priceline Negotiator inside, folded over a bridge and into a wet nothing.
The mourners were few, but their pain was considerable.
How must they feel now to discover that he is still alive? I am grateful to CNN for revealing that the Priceline Negotiator is not dead, but merely resting.
Still in his suit, he lives by the beach. He surfs the waves more than he surfs … Read more