Life really is too short.
Sometimes, you're enjoying your birthday and you get the chance to go up on stage and rap with your favorite rapper.
So you go, don't you? Especially as your wife has paid $25,000 for Too Short to rap just for you.
And, despite being a Microsoft executive in charge of all sorts of important things to do with Windows (proof embedded), you are quite a good rapper.
Oh, but then there are these things called cell phones. They have cameras. Your own company is involved with more than a few of them. … Read more