As I highlighted recently, the British Government is becoming increasingly concerned that its younger officials are leaving the tools of their trade in vulnerable places.
Government laptops have been stolen from cars.
Now news emerges of a Senior Adviser to Prime Minister Gordon Brown losing his Blackberry.
Shortly after dropping his trousers.
Perhaps this sounds like one of those London stage farces so beloved of aging couples whose relationship is fueled by little love and much gin and tonic.
Perhaps it is.