Many is the meeting that has taken place near a water cooler -- or one containing beer -- where this phrase has been uttered: "I've had it with those conniving, cheating voles at Google. I'm switching to Bing."
Some have even declared: "If I ever perform a Google search again, I will perform a pas-de-deux with members of my local football team on the roof of a police car. Naked."
Or have they?
I haven't myself heard of a massive rebellion against Google. But someone has. That someone is Microsoft.