First comes the fun. Then comes the telling all your Facebook friends. Then comes the showing all your Facebook friends. Then one of them tells the police.
This is what may have happened to the awfully unfortunate Michael Baker, who allegedly thought it might be the height of his day if he could siphon some gas from a police car.
The way The Smoking Gun relates this contemporary Kentucky tragedy, Baker, 20, espied the unmanned police car last month.