It's easy to forget sometimes, but Google exists to make you happy.
In the pecking order, you do come slightly behind its own engineers, for whom many of its products are truly designed. But you're still in the company's thoughts somewhere.
Clearly, though, some of its engineers (and, by extrapolation, Google assumes you too) have been having difficulties in restaurants.
It's not so much that they've been leaving phone prototypes in them. It's that they've been going out for group dinners and then one or two Googlies have guzzled beyond the norm, leaving … Read more