They're a smug, self-centered, self-righteous lot at Facebook.
Which is why Facebook Home, the tool that turns your Android into a Windows Phone, was designed specifically for them.
They can stare at their phones all day, bathing in the joys of those closest to them. Well, those closest to them in a virtual sense.
They can also ignore the catatonia-inspiring monotone that regularly emerges from their CEO's mouth.