Two characteristics about the modern world are entirely clear: Facebook isn't private and people's brain functions have sunk below those of a cabbage.
When these two collide, the result is usually a court case.
So it transpired with the brainwave that struck 32-year-old Scott Woodburn.
He was caught speeding by British police, which was something of a nuisance. He had accumulated so many points that this latest offense would mean he might have his driver's license taken away.
And who wants that?