That can't have been Blackberry's Super Bowl ad, can it?
Here's a few things I need to tell you about BlackBerry's Z10.
You cannot launch a Soyuz rocket from it. You cannot use it to make scrambled eggs with truffle oil. You cannot cut your hair with it.
You cannot milk a cow with it. Nor can you milk a rhinoceros with it.
You cannot use it to floss your teeth, steer your alpaca or clean your windows with it.
You cannot marry 12 wives, using it as your minister.
You cannot get it to construct a new mansion for you in the Turks and Caicos Islands. You … Read more