I have only just managed to get my severe involuntary chuckling fits under control.
They began on August 14th, when I read these words from Google's Eric Schmidt, in response to a question from CNBC's somewhat-comatose Jim Kramer as to whether the company would consider placing ads on its home page: "People wouldn't like it. We prioritize the end user over the advertiser."
And I prioritize the ketchup over the fries. I eat it raw and unsullied, guzzling it straight from the bottle, as if it were cabernet.
I'm astonished that anyone would have … Read more