Dear Children of the World,
I have a very important message for you.
A few days ago, a man in Kingston, Ontario, (look it up) turned up at the annual Santa Claus parade and began shouting that Santa doesn't exist.
I know, I know. He must have been a really, really mean man. Or just really crazy. Or he'd been at Dad's tequila.
You'll be pleased to know that he was arrested. However, I wonder if some of you might have lost a little sleep, scared that maybe Santa was really Uncle Jim in a silly … Read more