This is perhaps an even greater philosophical question than: "Why do some people consider cheerleading a sport?"
For today we must consider how to hold a baby and watch the NBA Finals at the same time.
Should we turn on our televisions and hold the baby with both arms? Or does modern man hold his large-screened cell phone in one hand, while cradling baby in the other?
Samsung has a position on this. For its new Galaxy S4 ad insists on the latter pose as the ideal for both man and baby.