http://news.cnet.com/8300-17852_3-71.html en-us Chris Matyszczyk brings a fresh and irreverent perspective to the tech world in his CNET blog, Technically Incorrect. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. 2010 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:16:28 PST http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376227-71/snl-laughs-at-verizon-confusing-old-people/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect To LTE or not to LTE? Verizon mocks Verizon's ad that make no sense whatsoever to real, forlorn human beings. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376227-71/snl-laughs-at-verizon-confusing-old-people/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:16:28 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376175-71/the-pool-table-that-levels-itself-in-rough-seas/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect A pool table on a cruise ship is gyroscopically controlled so that it moves with the waves and the balls don't slide at all. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376175-71/the-pool-table-that-levels-itself-in-rough-seas/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:10:55 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376162-71/does-apple-really-need-to-launch-ipad-3/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect How much innovation will Apple offer for the next iteration of its iPad? How much does the company need to offer in order to make a new iPad exciting, given the paucity of current competition? http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376162-71/does-apple-really-need-to-launch-ipad-3/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:10:26 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57375951-71/would-you-give-up-your-spouse-to-telecommute/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect In order to celebrate Valentine's Day, a survey asks Americans what they would give up in order to telecommute. Five percent say "spouse," while 12 percent say "daily shower." http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57375951-71/would-you-give-up-your-spouse-to-telecommute/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:40:03 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376153-71/twitter-bows-to-whitney-houston/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect There is much outpouring from stars on Twitter at the death of Whitney Houston. Moreover, Houston-related themes dominate the site's top 10 trends. At least in the U.S. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57376153-71/twitter-bows-to-whitney-houston/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:13:02 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57375776-71/how-to-choose-your-valentine-by-star-sign/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect AstrologyDating.com is a new site that tries to find you your perfect love on the basis of birth date, birth time, and birthplace. But will it tell you the truth? Well, it asks you to pay only per match. So I tried it. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57375776-71/how-to-choose-your-valentine-by-star-sign/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:09:27 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57375798-71/antipirates-attacked-for-pirating-nfl-game/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect The Web fulminates when it is revealed that executives from VEVO--vehement music industry antipirates--played a pirated stream of an NFL playoff game at a party. VEVO claims it left its Wi-Fi unsupervised. Have we heard that argument before? http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57375798-71/antipirates-attacked-for-pirating-nfl-game/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:27:29 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57374879-71/snappy-valentines-more-women-sexting-than-last-year/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect A study by Harlequin--yes, the romantic-book people--says more women are sending naughty texts (shocking) and that 27 percent have sent a nude picture via e-mail or text. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57374879-71/snappy-valentines-more-women-sexting-than-last-year/ Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:53:06 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57374683-71/teen-whines-about-parents-on-facebook-dad-shoots-laptop/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect A 15-year-old complains on Facebook about the domestic chores she has to do. She whines about her parents in general. So her Dad, who works in IT, takes her laptop outside and blasts it. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57374683-71/teen-whines-about-parents-on-facebook-dad-shoots-laptop/ Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:22:36 PST Chris Matyszczyk http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57373723-71/facebook-defriending-leads-to-alleged-murder/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TechnicallyIncorrect A father who was allegedly upset that a couple defriended his daughter on Facebook stands accused of murdering the couple. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57373723-71/facebook-defriending-leads-to-alleged-murder/ Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:17:26 PST Chris Matyszczyk