A zombie arsenal

Speaking of the walking dead, with so many social-media accounts to manage these days, it's hard to find time to assemble a complete zombie survival kit. Fortunately, OpticsPlanet has done it for you. For just $24,000 the Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research, and Operations) Zombie Kit provides all the gear you need to survive and even conduct experiments in search of a cure for the virus that's turning your neighbors into extras from half the shows that were on TV when society ended. A little rich for your still-uninfected blood? Try this budget option from ThinkGeek that even includes a spork.