For the proselytizing uber-green mom...

Uber-green moms can put lesser mortals in their place with this handy tote bag that carries a powerful message. Also, less green moms can use it to make fun of uber-green moms--even though by using a reusable bag, they'd of course be following the green group think.

My Reusable Bag Makes Me Better Than You may be a tad preachy, but what SUV-driving, plastic-bag-abusing person doesn't want to stick it to all those do-gooders trying to save our planet from environmental destruction?

The faux-canvas bags measure 16.5 inches tall by 13 inches wide and is available from Entertainment Earth for $9.99.