But the idea of Kitty dropping targets up to 15 feet away with up to 50,000 volts of cuteness is just too awesome and terrifying to ignore.
We'd like to remind our readers that people, not Hello Kitties, turn other people into quivering masses of incontinent Jell-O.
Read more in our related article: "Hello Kitty turns 35, claws at our collective soul"
November 20, 2009 4:00 AM PST
Photo by: Hello Kitty Hell
| Caption by: Tim Hornyak
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