October 25, 2006 4:00 AM PDT
When you're running for federal office, it's important to associate yourself with concepts with deep emotional resonance for your constituents. What better way to radiate strength, courage and daring then to digitally attach your head to the body of Indiana Jones? That's what incumbent Rep. Dan Burton does on his campaign Web site. (It's called "The Adventures of Indiana Dan in the City of the Lost Liberals.") Let's think this through: Burton is a Republican, which means that according to "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," the Democrats must be Kali-worshippers who live
in the mines under an evil Indian palace, enslave children and drink human blood. Of course.
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