6. Dancing Mark Cuban, and partner
If you're anything like me, you eagerly tuned in to the ABC reality show Dancing with the Stars to see if billionaire entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban could cut it on the dance floor, but just as quickly tuned out when you realized how nauseating the flashy, glittery prime-time program actually is. But flashy, glittery, and nauseating typically make for great Halloween costumes.
A trip to the nearest thrift store should yield a sufficiently appropriate imitation of one of the ridiculous outfits that Cuban has worn while boogieing on TV. Some of the things he's been spotted in are brown coattails, sleeveless black shirts and pinstripe vests.
The most important part of a Dancing Mark Cuban outfit, however, is the dance partner. Mark's busty blonde cohort Kym Johnson tends to look even more ridiculous than the "bouncing bionic billionaire," sporting skin-baring sparkly ensembles that might have been plucked out of a figure skating tournament circa 1987. Guys, you shouldn't have a problem finding a date willing to look that ridiculous--it's Halloween, after all.
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