7. Leave Britney Alone
If you'd like to dress up as a Web celeb du jour but don't live in one of the urban tech hubs where people actually know who Michael Arrington is, here's one for you. If you dress up as Chris Crocker, the flamboyant young MySpace star whose tearful "Leave Britney Alone" tirade earned him a handful of talk-show appearances, just about anyone who regularly visits YouTube will know exactly who you're supposed to be.
For the full Crocker look, dress like an America's Next Top Model reject, and wear plenty of makeup. Make sure your mascara and eyeliner are sufficiently streaked to make it look like you've been crying.
And, of course, carry a picket sign printed with the powerful rallying cry of "Leave Britney Alone!"
Photo by YouTube/Chris Crocker
