Michael Arrington

Michael Arrington for CEO? Heck, why not? So he lost his mano a womano duel with Arianna Huffington. What a way to revive that blood sport. Just think of the headlines. Besides, the guy's already got the business cards and online resume all polished up and ready to go. Plus, it's been too damned quiet without him.

OK, we're just kidding. Still, it would be sorta fun, wouldn't it?