Software helps you stop being a jerk

Are you a jerk on the phone? You might want to be a bit nicer the next time you take that call.

That's because there's new technology coming out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology called the "Jerk-O-Meter." The software measures stress levels in your voice and rates you on a scale of zero to 100 to let you know just how annoying you might be sounding.

Project leader Anmol Madan, a Ph.D. candidate at the MIT Media Lab, said his wife came up with the product name as they were discussing his research on using speech patterns to measure interest in conversations.

The result is speech software that measures vocal activity and stress during a call and then translates that into a couple of actions. The group is also working on better reading empathy.

"The value that comes from this technology that you can build machines and computers that gauge when people are engaged and interested," Madan said.

In one scenario, the Jerk-O-Meter software sends a text message to you while you are on the phone letting you know that your voice is getting out of control. You can also configure the software to let the person on the other end know that you're busy and therefore might be less attentive.

The concept of the Jerk-O-Meter is based on an unpublished study about the topic, as well as a related MIT paper called "Voices of Attraction" that analyzed 60 five-minute speed-dating sessions. The paper concluded that you could actually measure a person's interest level in a conversation based on verbal and non-verbal clues. The study concluded that a wearable "social signaling meter" is the next likely step.

Madan ran his tests using face-to-face conversations between 200 strangers, paring men with men and women with women. The tests were conducted using a combination of a Linux-based voice over Internet protocol, or VoIP, phone by Zaurus and an algorithm from fellow MIT researcher Ron Caneel.

Now, Madan and his advisers--Alex Pentland, director of the Human Dynamics Research Group at the Media Lab and Carl Marci, director of Social Neuroscience there--have forged IMetrico, a private company designed to capitalize on the research.

Madan said the Jerk-O-Meter could one day be used to gauge customer interest in advertising, research, television and movies. It could also be used to soften up those annoying telemarketers, or at least improve their selling skills. Analyzing a conversation could help a salesman determine whether a consumer will purchase a given product, Madan said.

Madan said the next step is to conduct a separate user study using only phones where the subjects do not face each other, among other tests.

A representative with Nuance, a speech recognition software company that powers those calls to travel information line 511, said the company's products have some similar speech analysis capabilities but nothing as specific as the Jerk-O-Meter.

Does Customer Support know what GFY means?

I need to get one of these meters. Anything that helps me get some support form support desks.

After spending 15 minutes pressing 8, 6, 1, 22, 5 and ending back at the first option, or pressing an option that turns out to not be what I wanted in the first place & not being allowed to back up in the menu, or getting to the option I want, only to find the automated system can't help me.

Of course I sound like a jerk, when I finally reach a warm body - their system is designed to turn any rational person into a psycho.

ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE HELP, FFS !

Nowadays, I try to ignore automated systems - when it says press 1 for the janitor, press 2 to end this call, press 4 to talk to the musak system - if I can avoid pressing 3, just to see were it takes me - I press 0, immediately & see if that'll take me to a warm body.

That way, I get to a real person, in a more relaxed frame of mind, and can get help in 30 seconds & I'm finished - hoorah !

Funny

I had worked as a CSR for a major ISP and your comment sounds alot like what some of there customers i dealt with went through, of course we were an out sourced tech support company here in the USA and that made it much easier for the contracted company to **** off its customers since we had to deal with them in the end.
Trust me being nice or at least not blaming the CSR pays off better in getting the help you need, when i was working as a CSR in Internet Tech Supp if the customer called and treated me like a human being it got there problem fixed, the ones that acted like jerks or just plain out wanted to argue over nothing was lucky if they got the issue fixed at all, mainly because i had had enough with dealing with jerks that day, and my patience and temper could only deal with so much, of course though one of my strong points was pointing out how it was usually the jerk customers fault or ignorance for what the problem was they were dealing with and i only did that with the ones acting like true jerks, it worked well for stress relief turning the tide and hearing them appologise and feeling like idiots.

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They've missed half of the problem

A "Jerk-O-Meter" is incomplete without a "Bore-O-Meter" that measures whether the speaker is presenting anything worth attention. Without that they haven't solved a problem at all, they've only made boring messages less ignorable.

[George Cole]

Jerk-O-Meter

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They've missed MORE than half the problem

An *ACTUAL* "jerk" doesn't care when the little box tells him he's being such.